When young Albert Hockenberry wants to become a cabbie, he's got the wackiest teachers around, courtesy of his Uncle Howard and the freewheeling D.C. Cab Co. Along the way, Albert falls in love with beautiful waitress Claudette and gets caught up in a kidnapping. From a raid on a topless club to a game of chicken with an oncoming train, their hilarious hi-jinks spell comedy with a "capital" C!